One day I will… 

  1. Do all the filing that sits in cupboards, on tables and shelves. 
  2. Make my bookcases look like those fancy ones on Pinterest.   
  3. Take photos of all my son’s artwork that keeps coming home in droves so I can make an album sans originals (don’t tell him) 
  4. Match all the DVDs to their cases. Edit 
  5. Put up a calendar and fill in the dates of upcoming events so I stop double-booking. Will probably then just ignore the calendar and continue to annoy everyone who makes plans with me. 
  6. Stick all the recipes in the recipe book so they don’t drop out all over the kitchen floor everytime I open the book.   
  7. Take all the clothes my kids don’t wear out of their cupboards instead of shouting at myself when I can find “that” shirt because there are heaps of old clothes filling the drawers. 
  8. Clean all the cupboards or the fridge. Either or. Will never do both at the same time, let’s be honest. 
  9. Back up the photos on my phone. 
  10. Finish my first child’s three year scrap book and start my second child’s three year scrap book. Poor second children. 
  11. Do the ironing.
  12. Sort the Tupperware… Maybe not.   
  13. Remove the clothes from the car so it can return to a car as opposed to a wardrobe on wheels, whereby returning to my husband’s good books.